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Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Lawyer oh Lawyer



In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Lawyer : Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Lawyer: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Lawyer: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.


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